July 2011
“You’re only as dumb as the situation you didn’t learn from.”
“Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is...”
“That look you give your friends when someone attractive walks in the room”
“Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.”
“Evaluate the people in your life. It’s time to promote, demote and...”
“A blonde just texted me and asked “What does idk stand for? ” i said...”
